(align:"<==")+(box:"X=")[//An Ode to Winnifred//]
(click-goto:?page,"Description")
(text-style:"italic")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"======XXXXXXXXXX=========")[Winnie is...]]
(click-goto:?page,"Description II")(align:"=><=")[WHY IS SHE SCREAMING AT FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING?]
(align:"=><=")[(text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:58)+(text-rotate-z:12)[WHAT IS HAPPENING???]]
(text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:58)+(text-rotate-z:177)[WHAT YEAR IS IT??]
(text-rotate-x:127)+(text-rotate-y:213)+(text-rotate-z:147)[WHATS WRONG??]
(t8n:"pulse")+(t8n-time:3.8s)+(link:"IS SHE HURT???")[NO!]
(t8n:"pulse")+(t8n-time:3.8s)+(link:"IS SHE HUNGRY??")[NO??]
(t8n-time:5.6s)[[//WINNIE WHATS WRONG?//->nothing is wrong]]What she's allergic to
God only knows
There are some places
where hair does not grow
because she scratches so feverously
it took three months for her eyebrows to grow back
she is loved
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]She was always small
She was the runt
that's what you assume at least
You have only known her for two years
She could be 4 months or 7 years
yet perpetually ^^baby ^^
knows nothing (text-style:"subscript")[just little guy]
she is loved
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]Her love language is quality time
She will sit with you for as long as she can
She may headbutt you from time to time but rest assured it is out love
She's not great with words but will blink slowly to tell you she loves you
she is loved
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]^^(align:"=><=")+(box:"X=======")[[graceful]]^^
(align:"<==")+(box:"X=========")[[wee]]
(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[[a bastard]]
(align:"==>")[[soft]]
(align:"<==")[[sweet]]
^^(align:"==>")+(box:"===XXXX=")[[cryptic]]^^
(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[[therapeutic]]
(align:"==>")[[patchy]]
(align:"<==>")+(box:"X")[[worrisome]]
(align:"<==")[[clumsy]]
(align:"==>")[[rowdy]]
(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=========")[[tranquil]]
(if:visits is 12)+(t8n-time:5.0s)[[yours->baby]]a natural stress reliever
She greets you at the door
One look at her and the day's worries melt away
it is mutualism
you get a friend
she gets a friend
and food :)
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]She always finds herself in trouble
Crimes Committed:
obstruction of property
larceny ~~^^of hearts, mostly^^~~
She's not a criminal
just going through her rebellious phase
(t8n:"dissolve")+(t8n-time:27.2s)[I hope]
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]she walks with her head high
as if to not let her crown fall
She is dignified
She is the breadwinner
She makes the biscuits
You live in //her// house.
she is adored
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]She is an interdimensional being
not of this world
You see her
She sits at foot of your bed
(t8n:"flicker")+(t8n-time:1.2s)+(link:"You blink")
[she is gone]
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]She is a (text-style:"rumble")[rodeo bull] at 3pm.
(align:"<==")+(box:"=======XXX")[Sprinting across the room ]
(align:"<==")+(box:"=====================XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=================================================")[up]
(align:"<==")+(box:"========XXXXX============")[and]
(align:"<==")+(box:"==X==")[down]
(align:"<==")+(box:"==============XXXXX======")[the]
(align:"<==")+(box:"================XXXXX====")[stairs]
an absolute maniac
sonic who?
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]She can look so peaceful
She appears dead
Her breathing is deep but the time between inhale and exhale is looking kind of scary
guess its panic time
(text-style:"shudder")[(t8n-time:2.6s)[[shake her to make sure she's alive ->shake ]]]
(t8n-time:2.6s)[[leave her ->leave ]](click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[Winnie is...](click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[a lot]
(click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[but she is precious]
(click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[and she is yours]
(align:"<==")+(box:"=======XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX============================")[(click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[Yes, she may screech at weird hours of the day]]
(align:"=======><=")[(click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[and demand attention at midly inconvenient times..]]
(click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[(t8n-time:3.8s)+(link:"is it cute?")[oh but of course]]
(click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[(t8n-time:3.8s)+(link:"is it also a little bit annoying sometimes?")[pfft...]]
(click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[maybe]
(click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[but she is yours]
(t8n-time:5.6s)(click-goto:?page,"thankful")
(click-goto:?page,"ending")In all senses,
She is a soft being
who just wants to be held and cared for
Her face is soft
She wishes harm to no one
except bugs
they have infiltrated her home
she drops everything
she will not (text-style:"expand","fidget")[R E S T] until they are (text-style:"shudder")[eradicated] from the face of the earth
(t8n-time:7.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]
You know that was out of love
She does not
She does not like this
She glares at you
She is mad now
She left
She will come back when she is ready
(text-style:"superscript","expand")[//(text-rotate-y:44)[welp]//]
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]w a i t
(align:"=><=")+(box:"===XXXX===")[//OKAY COOL!//]
She is in fact breathing
(text-style:"buoy")[awesome]
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]She trips up the stairs if she's too excited
She trips over you
and off your bed
what a clumsy fella
You may ask yourself:
//How does one get stuck in window blinds?//
She could not wait to see the birds
the squirrels
or the trees
she is loved
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]
(align:"=><=")[the end.]
(t8n-time:2.8s)+(link:"absolutely nothing")[=(text-style:"bold","italic","buoy")[she just wants to hang out :)]
(click:?page)+(t8n-time:27.8s)[that adorable little (text-style:"shudder")[^^scamp^^]]
Despite this,
she is loved
(t8n-time:6.6s)[[she is also...->Description II]]
(align:"=><=")[ and you would not trade her for anything]
(click:?page)+(t8n-time:3.8s)[and you are forever thankful she is in your life]
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